Survival: The Zombie War Hammer and Survival Set 2

As usual I take a joke TOO FAR and pimped out the Zombie Pummel Pipe with a nice fencer knot around the handle and as much equipment I dared cram in to the hollow space:

I made one long fencer knot with 12 m of black 550 paracord.

Some teflon tape around the thread to keep it water proof.

In the head I cram fire starters and some chemical lights.

The usual: 

- Paracetamol

- Activated charcoal

- Taharmayim purification tablets

- Loperamide

Compressed napkins for Capillary Water Filtration

But first a loop of paracord so I can the stuff out easier...

Tampons for water filtration and wound dressing.

All on board!

Survival: The Zombie Warhammer & Survival Set

I usually say that the "Zombie Warhammer" started out as a joke...cough cough...but I must admit that when I have seen the first pictures of these "warhammers" (made out of plumbing bits and bobs) on the net my "me wanty" instinct was instantly triggered and I had to have one!

Of course I needed mine to be better, cooler and with more bling bling than anyone elses.

So project "Mjølner" was born, I called it that way because my hammer was stubby and a bit out of proportions looking: Just like Thor`s hammer by the same name which was misshapen due to a bit of Loke`s (Nordic god of Mischief) sabotage in the workshop of the dwarves Sindre & Brokk.

I think the brass parts give it a nice look!

It certainly has some "Ummpfff" in it!

What is the point of having so much volume 

if you can`t use it for boiling water?!

Aaaaand I`m happy!